Joey's Bee Hive

ONTARI-ARI-ARIOOO!!!

2007-07-16T20:54:00.001-04:00

Quick little mention….I’m still more than excited to discover the rest of Canada. But today I have seen a new part of Ontario that I did not know existed. I love the quaint little towns that our province has to offer, but until you go North you cannot truly understand its beauties. Not trying to be lame here….but without the urban touch of chaos the forests, hills and lakes

My Night On The Floor Of The Bates Motel

2007-07-16T20:53:00.000-04:00

Now to be honest, my biggest fear was this drive. This was the middle point of the tour, and everything was going to be driven up a notch after the Kingston show due to the distances that needed to be traveled between shows. We had to drive Kingston to Thunder Bay in two days, that’s almost 2,000 km. If anything bad happened on this leg, we were fucked. The good part of it

What's Up North Baaay?!

2007-07-15T20:53:00.000-04:00

Everybody was looking forward to North Bay again due to the awesomeness of the last show their. To jog your memory North Bay was the last show of the highly touted and legendary Gilbyin’ Across Canada Tour. It was headlined by Gilby Clarke (Guns N’ Roses/Rock Star: Supernova) and featured special guests Storm Large & Channel One. The show was in a theatre and it was packed,

Back To The Future...

2007-07-14T20:29:00.000-04:00

Why, Why, Why? Why did the booking agent have to make a night off in Ottawa? Who wants to go home in the middle of the tour? Oh right, I forgot. I am the booking agent. Oh well. It was kind of nice to be home to do some laundry and pick up some items that may have been forgotten. But at the end of the day it was not what I wanted to be reminded of after being on the road for

One State, Two State, Three State, Four...

2007-07-13T20:27:00.000-04:00

Now the name of the tour is “Stormin’ Across Canada”, for the ill informed this is due to the fact that I am touring with Ms. Rockstar Storm Large. I thought it was quite funny, which ultimately meant it was quite lame, which in the end made it the finest moniker for the tour. Unfortunately, what I did not expect was that STORMS would ACTUALLY follow us ACROSS Canada. It

In Through The Out Door

2007-07-12T20:24:00.000-04:00

So the tales of London were quite adventurous due to the excellent hospitality of Mr.Tony Lima. Looking forward to another stop at Call The Office again in the near future. Toronto is always fun, if not only because it is basically the Entertainment Capital of Canada. It’s Not New York….It’s Not LA….Hell it’s not even Chicago…But I’ll Take It! Thanks to our good friends at

50 Miles To Idaho

2007-07-11T02:59:00.000-04:00

A week into the tour, and I don't want it to end. The group of people out here are amazing, and if I could bottle it up and give you all a taste I would. I'm usually not a fan of people that start a blog frequently and then stop so I'm going to try to run past the last few shows after Kitchener. Just an FYI, the Guess store in Kitchener has the hottest girls in all of Ontario.London was pretty

But I'm Not Sleeping

2007-07-06T02:09:00.000-04:00

"I need you tonight...but I'm not sleeping!"Oh INXS, how rare I would think it is that right now I am quoting a song that I think to be wise. But out of context it may be a proper assumption. It is one of those nights where I just don't want to go to bed, everybody has them. You're having a good time and you are excited, everything is going right, and all of a sudden everybody else in the room as

One Night In Ontario's Lower Bowels...

2007-07-04T21:02:00.001-04:00

It's 9pm, and I've already had 6 beers on the way up...It's Tour Time Again! Hamilton is always a unique experience - it reminds me of broken bottles, toilet garbage cans, and numerous items being sent down an elevator to an unsuspecting overnight hotel clerk. I almost felt sorry for him...Opps, I said too much.The first day of the tour was met with the usual amount of chaos and mayhem, the fact