One Night In Ontario's Lower Bowels...

It's 9pm, and I've already had 6 beers on the way up...It's Tour Time Again! Hamilton is always a unique experience - it reminds me of broken bottles, toilet garbage cans, and numerous items being sent down an elevator to an unsuspecting overnight hotel clerk. I almost felt sorry for him...Opps, I said too much.

The first day of the tour was met with the usual amount of chaos and mayhem, the fact that it was usual made it all the more normal. It was good to see old friends again and get re-acquainted, I look forward to the many "adventures" that are bound to occur over the next few weeks. There are alot of important things going down in Toronto and the press is unbelievable, so keep track of Entertainment Tonight and other major national media outlets and you might just catch a glimpse.  

The hotel made the mistake of providing the Playboy Channel, right now I'm in a room where a certain band is over-dubbing the dialogue of Playboy's latest reality exploit.

Alright - almost stage time. Will post again when I have something worthwhile to say.